tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-961530480382578444.post5126415866972431446..comments2023-08-15T04:22:44.572-05:00Comments on A Day in the Wife: Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday in My PantsJulie, The Wifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15444095359022135281noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-961530480382578444.post-72030868841020503072010-02-27T06:32:01.554-06:002010-02-27T06:32:01.554-06:00My metabolism left and I also got knocked up with ...My metabolism left and I also got knocked up with kid #4 in the same year. Yummy Tummy tanks are a staple under my real clothes. And I joined the Y January 6th. And I've been once. <br /><br />I was standing naked (because I have four girls so I get to forever be the Naked Mommy as in "There's Mommy. Naked again.") next to my 10 year old while she was brushing her teeth (poor kid) and I commented "God, I can't believe I'm so fat!" and then walked away and then scurried back and said, "That was a terrible body image comment I just made. Here's the facts, Audrey....it's hard when you weigh WAY more than you did your whole life, but let me tell you...I'M STILL BEAUTFUL!!!" And then I did a little dance. And she rolled her eyes because there was Mommy. Naked and dancing again.Mom of AOCGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11802856016890497630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-961530480382578444.post-47642326157822917402010-02-18T21:10:10.639-06:002010-02-18T21:10:10.639-06:00I too am giving myself a few more weeks and once t...I too am giving myself a few more weeks and once the warmer weather hits I have to get moving!!! <br /><br />Um, at least you went to the Y. We finally gave up. I'd gone twice in one year. What a waste of money that would have been much better spent on Girl Scout Cookies!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-961530480382578444.post-40880484139068497132010-02-18T12:59:38.383-06:002010-02-18T12:59:38.383-06:00kelseypaulson - EAT THE DONUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!...kelseypaulson - EAT THE DONUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!<br /><br />RubyTwoShoes - perhaps your metabolism is more loyal than mine. But you should still prepare yourself and get some Spanx to be safe.<br /><br />GrandeMocha - nonfat6pumpmocha, delish. Work a dog into that song and let's contact Taylor Swift.Julie, The Wifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15444095359022135281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-961530480382578444.post-64560381646893507532010-02-18T11:13:56.059-06:002010-02-18T11:13:56.059-06:00I would enjoy a visit to Julietopia. Here, Wednes...I would enjoy a visit to Julietopia. Here, Wednesday is Taco Bell Day and Starbucks only gets delivered on Sunday when my hubby & son go to mass & stop & get me a Grande non fat, 6 pump Mocha on the way back. My idea of religion!<br /><br />My metabolism left at 25 & I sure do miss it. I think there is a country song there, hmmm...GrandeMochahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16699172747237335700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-961530480382578444.post-27622049053420354992010-02-18T04:21:42.371-06:002010-02-18T04:21:42.371-06:00My metabolism is going to leave me?! Why didn'...My metabolism is going to leave me?! Why didn't anyone tell me sooner? I love my metabolism, I need my metabolism, I want it to stay, forever...RubyTwoShoeshttp://rubytwoshoes.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-961530480382578444.post-29787242902251659202010-02-17T17:16:54.595-06:002010-02-17T17:16:54.595-06:00Amen, sister!
Okay, I'm 24 & still get to...Amen, sister!<br /><br />Okay, I'm 24 & still get to eat whatever the hell I want, but I'm right there with you on the exercise thing! <br /><br />Food tastes too good to give up & ever since The Lifetime Movie Network had their Teenage Girls with Eating Disorders Marathon, Bulimia just doesn't seem like a plausible option.<br /><br />So, I'm stuck with the guilt of too much carbs & not enough activity. My mind is telling me "No!", but my body...oh, it's telling me, "You still have at least 10 years until your metabolism leaves you for a pretty 20-something aerobics teacher with fake boobs & an IQ of 32...go ahead & eat that donut!"<br /><br />Way to be, Julie! Good luck with everything!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com