However, I am allergic to nature.
During the day, I kept going with a combination of these two:
The breakfast of champions. And I drank it like this:
After a day of dealing with Mother Nature and all of her dusty, polleny tree shrapnel, I have dosed with this:
I know, it's bad for my liver.
But so is lack of sleep with drainage
down my throat all night.
Tomorrow is Youngest Daughter's 7th birthday, and I don't have any of her presents wrapped, her cake baked, her school treats done, or even have all of the presents purchased. Still missing? The Zhu-Zhu DS game and the Zhu-Zhu accessories. For those of you unfamiliar with Zhu-Zhu, this is what they look like:
They are fake hamsters, which is SOOOO much better and less smellier than the real thing. And they don't eat or poop, which is a pre-requisite for any new animals coming into our house. They also make Zhu-Zhu babies. (NOTE - the actual Zhu-Zhu's do not make the babies, the factory does. Another bonus!) YD is getting one of those, but this is the toy she wants with it:
I know, they're weird. But again, no pooping or feeding, so it's all okay. The only problem:
George the Superpet will want to gut them like a small, real, tasty little rodent. It will be YD versus George. Let the Celebrity Deathmatch begin.
I'll write a real post tomorrow night, I promise. But for now, my sweet sweet friend Nyquil is kicking in. I have to say that even in the bliss of Nyquil the Hamster song today is annoying. I must apologize. Have a mahvelous Monday!
3 comments:
My daughter has a REAL hamster. Yet she still loves Zhu Zhu pets and actually saved her allowance to buy one. I don't get it!
I love you on Nyquil, this was friggin' hysterical!
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