Slacker Monday!

I do have a post, but it won't go up until tonight.  Until then, I am slacking, big time.


(Side note:  My friend Tricia actually invented the word "Slacker" in 1988.  If she didn't invent it, she introduced it into the mainstream.  I put royalties of one dime in a Mason jar every time I say it, and will present her with $5,000 worth of dimes upon her retirement or menopause, whichever comes first.)


SO.  It is Slacker (cha-ching) Monday, and here is your entertainment until late this evening:


This little nugget of awesomeness comes from Regretsy.com:

Bella Swan, about to deliver her half-vampire baby, travels to Sharpie Island and immediately grows a third breast. After forcing Edward to smell her T-shirt, she attempts to crush him with her massive thighs, but only succeeds in shrinking his feet.

http://www.regretsy.com/2011/04/11/twilight-zone/

And to really phone it in, I'm completely lifting this from The Bloggess, because it's so damn funny I can't stop saying, "Honey Badger don't care.  Honey Badger don't give a shit."  You Bloggess people know EXACTLY what I'm talking about:







See you later, alligators!