I'm back from sunny Florida, in one piece, slightly bronzer, with shin splints and memories of YD puking in the airport, but I have been converted from a Disney cynic to a drinker of the Disney Kool-Aid. You got me, Walt.
I'll be boring you with the report of our trip in later posts, but for now, I have one important retraction to make - I made fun of Chip and Dale in an earlier post, calling them "second rate" characters. When I was in Disney, I heard a number of Cast Members telling guests that "there are over 1200 characters at Disney World, and all of them are important!" A Cast Member can tell me that and I'll sort of roll my eyes and mutter, "whatever, get me first tier princess and a vodka tonic", but when I see THIS:
(This adorable girl is the property of Pat, ADITW reader)
I have to say "Bring me the chipmunks and one of those kick-ass hats! (And the vodka tonic.) And for the love of God, someone buy that darling girl a pony!" So flippin' cute, no? And that is where Disney gets you. Happy faces. You can have shin splints and lower back pain and be sweating like a hog and eat the worst $35 Beef Tips EVER in a fake Norwegian castle, but once that little (or teenager-ey) face looks at you with their eyes all lit up and their smile from ear to ear, they've got you. I never really had a burning desire to go to Disney, but now that I've been there, I'm sure we'll go back. And I already have the first 20 of the 150,000 cans we'll need to collect to do it.
3 comments:
Put ur can money toward coldplay b4 u go back to Disney! WHERE r ur priorities!
And invoice for pony in the mail. Terms net 30 please
I TOLD you, I tried to buy the Coldplay tix and CH had kittens and wouldn't let me. Then I took my beatin' and made him a chicken pot pie and opened his beer.
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