I did my usual crying and lamenting the fact that we are late for everything, with a nice little side of hysteria, and CH had to talk me off the ledge before we arrived so The Son was not only irritated with our lateness but terrified at Mommy losing her shit. Poor CH. This is his lot in life. If I wasn't so damn monogamous I'd reward him with a girlfriend who puts out more and agrees with everything he says.
It was great to get The Son - you don't realize how big a gap they leave behind when they're gone until they come back. Suddenly the car was full of these two boys, voices hoarse, covered in grime, laughing and talking about their adventures, and I just looked at them and their pure joy. The Son's Friend (TSF) is like a son to us, and they are like big St. Bernard puppies when together. They run run run run and play play play and eat eat eat and then collapse and sleep. It's incredibly sweet.
So they're talking about camp, which is a weeklong resident camp, and this is their fourth year going together. Here is a recap:
- The food, while improved from past years, was not good. The Chinese food was "poop on a platter", and the boys were constantly hungry, calling the camp meals "Minus Food".
- Speaking of poop, the boys reported that someone pooped on the floor in the bathroom.
- They did not climb The Tower, as they deemed it "too dangerous".
- At the End of Camp Dance, they both were rejected by girls. The Son was asked to dance the next dance by his rejector, but TSF had a friend ask a girl if she thought he was cute, and she said "No". TSF kind of chuckled and said, "So...how's your day going?" You had to hear him say it, it was the funniest thing.
- TSF got poison ivy, and he had to ride his horse bareback one day and he said that it "hurt his stuff".
- Both boys are eager to go back next year and plan on being counselors at camp in a few years.
A re-enactment of what it was like to eat camp food.
On another note, CH tried on a hat at a Casey's store when I stopped for fountain pop on the way home, and asked "Should I get it?" I took one look at him and said, "Absolutely." Because he looks like Carl Spackler, played by Bill Murray, in Caddyshack.
"And I said, 'Say Llama? How's about a little somethin' for the effort?'"
I said I'd post photos of my space, but that will wait until tomorrow. Good night, Wifers!